The Twelfth Day Of Christmas

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On the twelfth day of Christmas,

My husband gave to me,

Twelve headache helpers,

Eleven buzzers buzzing,

Ten children screeching,

Nine glasses braking,

Eight lights a-fusing

Seven crackers snapping,

Six oldies napping,

Five ———-broken ———nails,

Four smoking pans,

Three bottles drank,

Two laddered tights,

And a paper crown slipping off my head.

 

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9 thoughts on “The Twelfth Day Of Christmas

  1. This is soooo cute. I love this! I was reminded the other day of a parody I wrote of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer – I named it Rudolph the Oyvay Reindeer – I took Hanukkah and mixed it up. I have to try and find it – in a box somewhere….

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