On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My husband gave to me,
Twelve headache helpers,
Eleven buzzers buzzing,
Ten children screeching,
Nine glasses braking,
Eight lights a-fusing
Seven crackers snapping,
Six oldies napping,
Five ———-broken ———nails,
Four smoking pans,
Three bottles drank,
Two laddered tights,
And a paper crown slipping off my head.
helen midgley 
Lol! This is funny 🙂 Thanks for sharing!
Thank you 🙂
Only three bottles drank!
I didn’t say bottles of what 😉 Why do you think I sleep the next day, lol
This is soooo cute. I love this! I was reminded the other day of a parody I wrote of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer – I named it Rudolph the Oyvay Reindeer – I took Hanukkah and mixed it up. I have to try and find it – in a box somewhere….
Thanks. I’m a bit of a fiddler and like playing about with things, not in a rude way of course, lol. Route out your Rudolph one and post it, I’d love to read it 🙂
At last someone has modernised the old song! Very nicely done 🙂
Very funny….and by the end of the Season my paper crown is always a’slipping!
Hilarious. 🙂