Time again for ‘Friday Fictioneers‘. My weekly addiction to 100 words of flash. I loved the photo, but no matter how hard I tried I couldn’t think of anything serious so my excuses for where my imagination went. Follow the link and have a go yourself. plus don’t forget to read the other fantastic devotees.
I said I was sorry,
I heard you the last time,
You said you wanted more excitement,
You thought I wanted this?
Well, not this exactly, but you sa…..
Stop, don’t say it again,
What if next door heard?
I’m sorry Brenda,
Oh my god, what if they come round?
I locked the front door,
They have a spare key,
I’m sorry Brenda,
Stop saying sorry, just untie me,
I’m sorry Brenda,
And take that bloody helmet off,
I’ve tried, it’s stuck,
This isn’t working Brian,
Sorry Bren, I could be Zorro next time?
helen midgley 
Well this is the second kinky story I have read already and I am only through about ten of them. Something about that helmet, huh? LOL
Funny you should say that, I thought of some pun to do with the helmet and then thought I’d better not, lol 😉
🙂
I was thinking the same think..wink wink!
Hahahaha sweet ! Hope no one called the cops !
Sometimes adventurous is too much adventure. I had a similar train of thought well subplot. Very funny.
Love this – very funny! I wonder if it would work even better without the last line, then I can just imagine her face.
And very minor point: I know people say doors, but you either need an apostrophe (although that makes it seem possessive) or change it to ‘door is’.
yes, I think you’re right about the last line. I’m off to edit, lol 😉
Haha lmao that is great Helen love it x
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Aww, it’s sweet that they’re trying to keep the passion alive 🙂
It put a smile on my face 🙂 very good.
Good one! 🙂
Delightful, thanks.
How could he get it so wrong! I laughed out loud when the helmet was stuck. It will have me chuckling all day. The dialogue worked very well to tell the story.
Maybe this is one of the couple’s who lived next door in the other story. Too funny. Now I’m off to bed. But not with anyone in a diving helmet!!
janet
LOL loved this. i’m still laughing. i can feel her frustration!
lol…well now this is weird…and maybe it could have seemed exciting…funny post love it!
Thanks, something about the picture and I just couldn’t seem to get anything serious 😉
Well it really is an odd photo…I haven’t done the prompt yet…it’s a head scatcher for sure!
This couple could get to know the neighbors better sooner than they think. They might just check or, worse still, call the police. 🙂 Well done.
Sex games with that on? The mind boggles!
Good grief, ladies, calm down!
AnElephant in the room here, pink with embarrassment.
But, Helen, absolutely hilarious.
AnElephant chortles and snortles!
You hooked me with the title, then just reeled me in. This is one of the funniest stories I’ve read in a long time. My hat’s off to you, Helen.
Oh my, Helen. Love the title, and the story just pulls you along… and amuses to the end!
Dear Helen,
Fifty shades of funny.
shalom,
Rochelle
Helmet stuck in that kinda situation is too frustrating.. just imagining and grinning !
I must try this sometime ….
I love it! You wouldn’t happen to have justjoyfulness’s phone number would you?
p.s. or did she mean FriFic?
ha ha 😉
Helen – you are so funny! Wonderful story and implications! What a hoot! Great job! Nan 🙂