Wednesday again and time for Friday Fictioneers. A 100 words of fiction based on the photo prompt provided. This weeks pic made me think of scribbles and riddles and silly type rhymes. Excuse my fluffy entry this week, not sure if it’s too much or too little wine!!
Photo Copyright – Kent Bonham
Did you hear that?
What?
That!
What’s that?
What’s what?
That!
There it is again
What is?
That is!
What’s that?
What’s what?
That!
Did you hear it then?
No.
Oh my god, you’re driving me mad. I don’t EVEN know if I heard it now.
Heard what?
It!
What’s it?
What I heard.
What did you hear?
Forget it, I didn’t hear anything.
Then why did you say it?
Say what?
What you said
Because I did.
Did what?
Hear it!
Hear what?
GO. LEAVE. CAN’T YOU SEE THE SIGN? NO TALKING.
There’s no need to shout, I’m not deaf!
helen midgley 
Hahahahaha! Hilarious! I was eating a chocolate cookie and about spewed.
Hooray for the fluff! And the wine, too. 😉 Five goblets. “D
Hope you cleaned yourself up 😉 thanks for reading 🙂
Great, just GREAT!
Thank you 🙂
Ahahahaha. Love a little fluff!
Every one needs a bit o fluff now and again 🙂
This sounds like a conversation between my husband and me… And it always ends like that too.. 😦
Yes, it’s a conversation I’ve also had 😉
Or between me and my wife. 🙂
This is wonderful! I read it without the title, and so it was only at the last line that I realised where they were.
Thanks Claire 🙂
Aw, bless them! I guess they’ll have to go elsewhere now to maybe not hear stuff 🙂
What stuff, that stuff, stuff that 😉
Hmm…the voices keep coming at her eh? This was hilarious and the format made it better! 🙂
Thanks for reading 🙂
Sounds like me! My children and many close to me say that my articulations are all ” that thing”, “this thing”, “there”, “where” etc! Hilarious and life to the hilt!
I’m a bit like that myself, lol 🙂
Helen, I wrote this comment. Sorry. Guess I wasn’t logged in and so you got it as anonymous!
Just the right amount of wine, I’d say…. Well done.
Boy, I live this one every day. Especially since the damage to my eardrum.
I chuckled. This is really good stuff.
Also, I loved the line about too much or too little wine. I can relate to that one too.
This was hilariously great…wait…what?
Fantastic – you had me laughing at that dialogue,
Hahaha. I love this. Wait, what?
Simply Loved It!!
This reminds me of two students at Bradford university library, and it made me smile. Just great.
Ha! Love it! It always happens in a library that you can’t hear what someone is saying, too.
Chuckling I am! Love the fluff — and will tip my evening glass of chardonnay to writing tales with wine in hand! 🙂 I often do my best poetry that way 🙂
Just back from two months in Bermuda, getting reacclimated to Friday Fictioneers — the telling and the reading. This reminded me of the old Abbot and Costello routine “Who’s on first?” 🙂 Loved it!
Ha ha! A version of Who’s on First… LOL… I just realised that Lillian said the same as me…
Oh my. How funny. Your story obviously resonated with lots of us, even when there’s no library involved.
Channeling a little Abbot and Costello today? LOL…good job!
That was brilliant!
Speak louder – I’ve got a banana in my ear!