Friday Fictioneers and its repeat week. I’ve taken the easy route and am using the original story I used for this photo prompt back in April 2014. Two years later I may be older but still no wiser 😉
I said I was sorry!
I heard you the last time.
But you said you wanted more excitement.
You thought I wanted this?
Well, not this exactly, but you sa…..
Stop, don’t say it again, what if next door heard?
I’m sorry Brenda,
Oh my god, what if they come round?
I locked the front door,
They have a spare key!
I’m sorry Brenda,
Stop saying sorry, just untie me.
Sorry Brenda,
And take that bloody helmet off.
I’ve tried, it’s stuck,
This isn’t working Brian!
Sorry Bren. I could be Zorro next time?
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Great fun¬
Pfft oh boy, this dialogue is hilarious! Great use of it.
Ha… I could just imagine trying to explain it when they come to emergency…
Oh dear.
Sadly your excellent dialogue left almost nothing to my jaundiced imagination.
Time to draw the curtains over this amusing predicament.
Ha ha, With my luck that would happen to me, if I tried role playing in the boudoir.
🙂
Ha ha! Not everyone’s choice of fantasy… and I’m sure if they can’t extricate themselves the fire brigade and A&E staff will have a good (sneaky) laugh.
I always knew there were … “hidden depths” to this couple. 😀 I could almost hear this conversation behind a door and think, “What on EARTH …???”
The Midge strikes again! Fabulous, Helen!
Smiling all the way to the can opener.😊
Hah! I can imagine it only too well. I need to go and bleach my eyes now.
haha! Excellent story, let;s hope they don’t have to try and explain this away at the hospital…
Oh dear.
Still funny, though.
Hehe, too funny. And I think there isn’t much rescuers and hospital staff haven’t seen yet.